Three men go to the gates of heaven after they die and they speak to 
God.  God tells the three men that they will need transportation 
around Heaven.  The type of transportation you have depends on how 
faithful you were to  your spouse.

So the first man walks up to God and God asks the first man, "Were 
you faithful to your wife?"

The first man replied, "Yes, well, I may have cheated on her once." 
God asked the first man, "Exactly how many times did you cheat on 
her?"

And the man says, "OK, I cheated on her 11 times."  So God gave the 
man a Buick Skylark.

Then God asked the second man the same question and the second man 
answered, "I cheated on my wife 5 times."  So God gave the man a 
Honda  Accord.

Then God asked the third man the same question. The third man 
replied, "I have never cheated on my wife. I have always been 
completely faithful to her."  So God gave this man a beautiful 
convertible   Mercedes, and he was the  envy of the other men in his 
beautiful sports car.  All the other men were  jealous, but they knew 
that they got what they deserved.

One day while on the road, the first two men saw the third man 
driving in his Mercedes looking very upset so they pulled up next to 
him and the first man asked, "What's wrong?  You have a gorgeous car! 
You should be having the best time of all three of us."
 
The third man just looked down the road with his mouth wide open and 
said,  "I  just passed my wife on roller skates."