Top 10 signs you work in the Air Force of the nineties:
 
 10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to
  improve their process.
 
  9.  You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear "civvies"
  to work.
 
  8.  You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a
  living to your civilian friends.
 
  7.  You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
  expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
 
  6.  You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a
  project" are acceptable English phrases.
 
  5.  You know your functional manager at AFPC better than your next
  door neighbors.
 
  4.  You're no longer capable of putting on a briefing without a
  computerized slide presentation.
 
  3.  You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
  Friday night plans.
 
  2.  You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his
  ideas into a matrix.
 
  And, the number one sign you work in the Air Force of the nineties.
 
  1.  You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.