Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)

     Jean Luc,
     Geordi's Specs,
     Mysteries on the Holodecks

     Asteroids,
     Triple Droids,
     Telepathic Betazoids

     Transporter
     Deadly Claw
     Visitor from LA Law

     Photons,
     No Kirk,
     Captain has gone berzerk

     Shuttlecraft,
     Counselor Troi,
     Doctor Crusher's little boy

     Klingon Rites,
     Parasites,
     New Heights,
     Phaser Fights,
     Data's Head,
     Tasha's Dead,
     Riker's Hangin' by a thread

     Celebration,
     Transformation,
     Everyone to battle stations

     We didn't start the series,
     It's the Next Generation
     on your favorite station

     We didn't start the series,
     But when we are gone it will
     still be on and on and on...

     We didn't start the series...