The following is a low-cost alternative that addresses the Y2K (Year
 2000)
  issue:
  
  The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Nov, 1999.
  Instead,
  everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound
  reasons for doing this:
  
  1. No Y2K problems
  2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
  3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.
  
  
  
  To aid in this transition, we have provided below an excerpt of the
  Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
  
  Q:   Will my Etch-A-Sketch crash on Jan 1, 2000?
  A:   No
  
  Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
  screen.
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   What's the shortcut for Undo?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
  
  Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
  A:   Don't shake it.