A hunter was in a tree with his gun  & sees a bear coming down the path. He
takes careful aim & fires. Smoke clears and he pears down the path. No
bear! The hunter feels a tap on his shoulder; looks behind him & sees the
bear. "Were you trying to kill me?", the bear growls. "No,no, of course
not!". " I don't believe you", responded the bear. He then screws the hell
out of him.

The next day the hunter brings his AR-15 revolver. He climbed up the same
tree & waited. The bear appears & he lets a dozen rounds fly. The smoke
clearsno bear!  TAP,TAP. " Just target shooting?", says the bear.  "Uh,
well", the hunter replied. Without waiting another second the bear throws 
him over a log and screws the hell out of him.

The next day the hunter brings a semi-automatic rifle; climbs into a tree and
waits. The bear arrives and he lets it rip. Smoke clears;no bear. TAP, TAP.
The hunter looks around. The bear says, " You really aren't here for the
hunting are you?".